and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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