so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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