Do vagina's smell?
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Randomize
