My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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