New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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