I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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