Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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