Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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