Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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