She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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