.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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