I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
is wine microwaveable?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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