chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
