I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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