goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
he was CRYING into my vagina
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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