and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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