So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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