i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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