look no pants
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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