It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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