Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
it glows. i had to have it.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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