ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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