She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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