just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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