Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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