So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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