Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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