It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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