it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
just found out that she named her cat after me.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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