i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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