Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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