Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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