ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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