In America we eat man semen.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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