I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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