He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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