I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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