have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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