How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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