Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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