Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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