Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I understand Curling. That high.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
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