no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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