I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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