She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Blood and glitter go together right?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Randomize
