Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
This is my life. Enjoy the view
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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