Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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