beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
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