i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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