2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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