I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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